The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).
Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.
by mfrogz June 30, 2015
Get the fart beardmug. Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.
by FindingRachael November 29, 2015
Get the D-beardmug. by Beardstud01 April 7, 2025
Get the beard cardmug. Man 1: wow! Since when u gout this beard?
Man 2: oh I've kissed last week
Man 1: oh, so it gotta be The Beard Principle!
Man 2: oh I've kissed last week
Man 1: oh, so it gotta be The Beard Principle!
by Thenutmaker June 18, 2021
Get the The Beard Principlemug. One who takes it in the bunghole, especially after crying about not getting his/her them/they way. Known to overreact over the most minor inconveniences and tends gets very emotional on the regular.
Man, did you see that badass beard after he got completely demolished on that game he didn’t want to play? He rage quit so fucking hard, then ate a whamburger and dipped his French cries in cum.
by AirPro1 August 1, 2022
Get the Badass Beardmug. Back in the small village of Los Angeles. A small Korean pimp ruled greater China town and western Cali. Under FBI direct the pimp seeked shelter within the witness protection program and relocated Kansas. Eggroll and is now know only known as "just an OMR".
by Jolene69 June 16, 2023
Get the Golden Bearded Eggrollmug. by BannonBalls January 2, 2022
Get the Viking Scrote Beardmug.