poo biscuit

Biscuits with with poop spread on them as a substitute for nuetella.

Mmmm, the poo biscuit really hits the spot. It taste just like how my mama used to make em

by Rango dean January 17, 2018

Scandanavian clunge biscuit

A typically disgusting human being . The skankiest of skanks. The dirty stinking whore you wouldnt piss on if she was on fire. A carrier of the worst aids you've ever seen

Hey stringbeen That bitch is a dirty stinking shitbag .she would definitely give you aids. Yeah Roy you could almost call her a scandanavian clunge biscuit she's so gross

by Ronald weasley of the uss Ront March 05, 2019

Disco Biscuit

Tits. Stripper status. Exposed when they shouldn't be.

...While standing in line at the supermarket...
"Damn! Check out the disco biscuits on her!"
"Nice, dude."
tits, stripper, boobs, breasts

by heathos March 12, 2010

chill your biscuits

chill out, take it easy, calm down, take a chill pill, relax, don't be all hype

"Hey, I'm really really freaking out over this Hurricane."

"Chill your biscuits man, how much damage can a storm named Katrina do, i mean really?"

"Good point, i wont worry about it."

by frisbee13jc September 06, 2009

air biscuit

An air biscuit is when you have a fat fucking shit and the bag of minstrels that just fell out of you will not flush

"Danny come and look at this air biscuit, it looks like a piece of cheese on toast in a washing up bowl"

by Inar Notlef May 04, 2007

Lulu wants a biscuit

A phrase describing the desire to eat carbohydrates while in the throws of PMS.

I've been off carbs for weeks, but let me tell you something, I'm cranky, I'm bloated, and "lulu wants a biscuit".

by whyvoneeeee January 22, 2010

biscuit sewing kit

A biscuit box that is filled with your mom or your grandma's sewing kit. Strangely everybody can relate to this.

"Dude I was looking for something to munch on and I found a biscuit box. Turns out it was a biscuit sewing kit and now my stomach is grumbling."

by awaffleduck July 03, 2014