apple cheeks

Butt cheeks like nice big round apples.

Brittney Peebles ass was feeling nice. I was like, "These are apple cheeks".

by TeebsGP November 25, 2011

apple computer

An innovative company who has had many people copy it's available-in-five-colours idea, also first personal computer to feature a graphical user interface.

Many seem to hate Apple without reason claiming "It has no games" or "It's ghey lewlz". Fact is, top selling games have apple ports, including the Sims, and such.

I use an Apple Computer because it doesnt crash

by my bunghole July 3, 2003

bobbin for apples

Find a recently buried dead person of the opposite sex. Then you slit open the ass-hole and make a really big hole. Then you stick your head in and "bob for organs."

Sup dawg, wanna go bobbin for apples tonite!

by Da Been October 4, 2006

candy apple

when a chick gets on a table levle with ya dick, spreads her legs and you fuck... plus a cool shade of red

yo man guess what, i candy appled wogs mum last night and she wet everywhere on my mums table cloth

by GTEAMER December 28, 2005

bitch apple

Another word for 'Worthless' usually used by your mother when you've done something stupid.

*mom* You guys can't appreciate anything I do for you!
*kid* what are you talking about?
*mom* You're both little bitch apples

by -a- December 16, 2014

Apple Torme

A fun unsanitary apple juice. Usually done by young children with dirty hands after playing in the dirt. It is a failed process to make conventional apple juice as we know today.

You're definitely cleaning up your mess after you make your Apple Torme.

by Chadthehammer March 18, 2019

shaft apple

The scrotum. It can be treated as a delightful dessert by dipping your shaft apple in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, whipped cream or other tasty toppings.

Jenny: I have such a sweet tooth right now!

Dave: Want me to pull it out?

Jenny: Only if you're talking about your delicious shaft apple!

by NinjaSquared November 22, 2010