Chinese Flea

A more dangerous kind of flea. It sticks to you and sucks the life out of you! Originated in Macau.

There is a Chinese Flea stuck on her back.

by nxtdoorbuddy May 12, 2018

Chinese lobster

Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.

Mostly used in Eastern Canada.

My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!

by Cosiner January 12, 2011

Chinese tea

Red tea made from a used tampon

How ‘bout you pull that out and we share a cup of Chinese tea?

by Theoren1 September 29, 2023

Chinese cornhole

When you put a eggroll in your ass and eat it out.

"Dude i was up all night in a chinese cornhole circle"

by Qung bou April 14, 2021

Chinese Roulette

Buying heroin, fentanyl or dilaudid off the street, which could either be good pharmaceutical grade or could be some of the killer crap China's sending over by the containerload.

Carson died? How? - Played Chinese roulette at the grad party, man. Never woke up.
Ima play me some Chinese roulette, my back hurting so bad.

by PracticalPainiac June 16, 2018

Island Chinese

An umbrella term for South and South-East Asian peoples that look Chinese.

“Kelley? Yeah she’s one of those Island Chinese.”
“Filipino?”
“Yeah, whatever.”

by thethickfreshoak April 25, 2024

Chinese Water Torture

When two guys stick their dicks into a Chinese finger trap. The ensuring stimulation makes pre cum leak out edging them but they are unable to cum.

I heard Jack and Max were caught doing Chinese Water torture.

by TopHatPenguin November 29, 2023