Drive Runner

Someone physically attractive; someone who "runs" your sex "drive" up.

That girl at the bar is a real Drive Runner, my balls are already blue

by GarciaForReal99 January 04, 2024

blackout drive

Blackout drive n.- The ability to function without conscious thought, usually in an impaired state brought on by binge drinking, drug use, etc.
Derived from military "blackout driving", using limited light sources to drive tactically at night.

I woke up at home, but I don't remember leaving the bar. Thank you, blackout drive!

by Josheau the Bald November 12, 2019

Chapel View Drive

A drive in which you see a church chapel. Causes you to think about missing church which then causes you to speed home quickly to get away from the thought. The police then pull you over.

You got pulled over on Chapel View Drive again, didn't you?

by whateveryo91 July 19, 2009

drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.

(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)

by zetazetaram April 23, 2016

Rage driving

Expressing you feelings of deep uncontrollable anger in a way that all the other drivers around you will know how your are feeling also.

Aggressively maneuvering around cars while shouting obscenities at them for going the speed limit.

A desperate attentpt to get attention.

My sister went through her husbands iPad and found he had been telling other people her personal issues.... The more she obsesses over the messages the more anger build up and she decided to get into her car and go rage driving like she is on a murder mission as a one man wolf pack.

by KrayzieK August 24, 2017

bake and drive

Driving while high as fuck on marijuana.

Do not bake and drive.

by Coloredcats May 03, 2018

drive the volleyball bus

The act of inserting both penis and testicles into your partner's orafice of choice.

I thrust a little to hard with the wife last night and had to drive the volleyball bus home!

by Pigdog Volt February 12, 2018