Cheesecake and Darkassasin
by Plubga May 31, 2021

A girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their Social Network account that hide how fucking huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. Done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera.
Guy 1: Did you meet up with that girl from Facebook the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.
by northwestlad November 25, 2015

by ass in your face June 7, 2018

Someone who plays too many gatcha games and spend countless amount of money for no reason on badly designed games to drain your bank account
AoMail Whale: "Mail plays genshin and honkai. He waste alot of money by playing the game.. Hence he is a Whale"
by DetectiveInstigator February 28, 2024

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.
Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
by incroyable May 22, 2009

by Jack Oughoften November 12, 2020

Dave: I saw a whale yesterday
Pete: really where
Dave: at the dstc the fat cunts were running and I felt it
Pete: really where
Dave: at the dstc the fat cunts were running and I felt it
by Jansfat May 25, 2020
