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washapee

A person that washes their hands then realizes they have to take a piss
kyle just pulled a washapee ewwwww
by Asheehan February 24, 2008
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Washing the ferrari

When Michael Bay auditioned Megan Fox for the first Transformers, he made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed the whole thing.

Apparently this video exists somewhere, though no one knows where it is.

"Washed his Farrari" And a new euphemism was born...
A- Do you know where Meg was last night?
B- Yeah, she was washing Michael's ferrari.
A- Ahh, I get it! "Washing the ferrari"!
by MeganFoxBlowsLiterally July 21, 2009
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Washingtonitis

Noun- The ailment from which a politician suffers from being in Washington too long, and has a result, lost touch with his constituents.

A politician with washingtonitis usually raises massive amounts of money from special interest groups (i.e. Political Action Committees ((PACs)) Big Banks, Real Estate, Financial Investment groups and Corporations). In return for their monetary support the politicians support and lobby for the benefit of their patrons and usually override voters of the people the District. Often these are in Districts where there is little or no opposition. Thus there is nothing to incite an incumbent to do anything for the benefit of his District. See Eric Cantor, John Boehner and Michelle Bachmann
INGRAHAM: ... because this -- because of this. Because the things -- some of the things that you've said -- and they're not all negative, but some of the comments you've made about the Tea Party movement: it's good as the grass roots movement, which I agree. And then you also said, but not -- as a caucus, might not be that helpful.

And then, you know, your -- I think your comment, maybe it was last year about Rush Limbaugh wanting the president to fail. And people get a little worried that...

CANTOR: What?

INGRAHAM: ... you know, even Eric Cantor can get caught up in the Washingtonitis, that's all.
by snagglepuss1614 August 30, 2010
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Washington State Midget Mudslide

When 4 or more midgets all have massive diarrhea in front of a Marijuana dispensery, and then proceed to use it as a slip-n-slide
Those midget neighbors of ours pulled a Washington State Midget Mudslide again!
by Loppytits November 18, 2014
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washing raspberries

The excuse one gives for not showing up to an imprtant event, because they were masturbating.
Me: Alex why weren't you at the rehearsal last Sunday?
Alex: I was washing raspberries.
by shugatitz November 24, 2015
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washmah

A beautiful girl of Pakistan origin. She is quirky, funny and loves her friends. She is an all round great person. She is also a lover of the mystical and unreal e.g unicorns and wizards
I wish I had a washmah friend.
by Amzalie2810 May 17, 2016
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Washroom mafia

When you go to the washroom and witness a gang of dudes docking, and then they anally invade you because you caught them.
Dude #1...*walking funny*
Dude #2: you ok? What happened?
Dude #1: I went to take a piss but was greeted by the washroom mafia.
by mafiaMike July 1, 2018
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