twat nucket

A squanchy faced woman whos goal in life is to be a complete cunt/succubus.

My ex is a such a fucking twat nucket, she's still trying to make herself look like a helpless Sack of lying decomposing shit.

by Mr. Puppers May 6, 2021

twat waffle

a drunken slang

your a twat waffle

by MDOODLE March 31, 2009

twat punch

one who is an asshole

You twat punch. >.< booooy ill bust a cap.

by Lord Thunder Cunt May 17, 2006

Menage-a-twat

Threesome with ALL women

Dude: I just watch this porn video with 3 chicks getting it on
Buddy: Oh, you saw a menage-a-twat flick

by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

Twat end

Someone who just annoys people with the shaw bucket and who likes coffee people just get annoyed by people like twat ends (:

guy: bitch i hate you
Girl: twat end

by WEEE WEEEEE MOOO MOOOO CAT January 24, 2009

Twat Farm

The term used to define a woman's vagina when she is wearing tight pants or shorts, and the land surrounding her twat is attractive in appearance. A twat farm is usually found on college campus' across the United States, where girls wear yoga pants or spandex shorts 93.7% of the time. Noun. (language of origin: Sioux Fallsian)

Dude check out the twat farm at 9 o'clock! She's got space too!

by NTITUS54 September 16, 2012

Carrot Twat

An often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the vaginal context of ones body. This is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers--particularly men--and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.

I'd rather gargle a vat of steaming hot diathermia then warm my dick in her unshaved carrot twat.

by Jen Gibbs July 20, 2008