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A batshit insane book written by Timothy Dexter that is filled with political rants, complaints about his wife, and the most fucking beautiful spelling ever. There were complaints about the lack of punctuation so in the second edition, Timothy Dexter put and extra page in the back filled with punctuation and a note saying stick them wherever you want.
I just read A Pickle for the Knowing Ones”
by Lluma June 9, 2021
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silly goose pickle

A person that acts so dumb it’s surprising that people even notice their existence. Most Williams, micheals and Franklins fit this title.
William: obviously 1 + 1= 8

Katie: omg you are such a fuckin silly goose pickle
by A_rubber_tire May 16, 2022
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prince of pickle park

One who frequents highway rest stops or park and rides known for homosexual activity. They usually wait in their cars for others to arrive and then pair up for a night of cornholeing and knob gobbling. The prince is most of the time the pitcher very rarely the catcher,but known to take a load if the price is right.
The prince of pickle park rules exit 61 on the LI Expressway.
by buck burrmeister September 17, 2006
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tickle my pickle

To masturbate, or jack off. Could also mean a girl is giving you a blowjob or handjob aswell.
Example: My gf just tickled my pickle of mine last night. I came all over her face and she licked the cum off.

tickle my pickle.
by LittleRocketMan June 9, 2017
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pickle bus

a bus which takes retards to and from places eg. schools
i was walkin down the road the other day in order to pick up my take-away and then beside me in the traffic a fuckin pickle bus stopped. just seeing their little fucked up retard faces mad me sick on the side of the road and i didnt eat for 2 weeks after that.
by 12" April 17, 2006
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Pickled Bum Cakes

When Something doesnt go right when your cooking. This may be when you fail and burn the food or when you hurt yourself with a Kitchen Item.

This may also be used as a alternative to messing up or saying bollocks.
Oh, Pickled Bum Cakes i broke the friggin computer.
by Choclate Fireguard October 15, 2011
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Whackin n Pickles

When a midget prostitute goes to the store and buys a large jar of pickles; makes a bikini out of the pickle skin, and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a hippo.
In order to win her men over, sequoia performs the whackin n pickles routine; fortunately it has never failed.
by Skydivin Paraplegic August 4, 2009
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