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coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.
Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!
by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023
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Coffee

She almost died but then took a sip of coffee and lived
by Beautifulkamrynnn January 23, 2019
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Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.
No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.
by Strawless donkey December 2, 2021
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Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.
You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.
by QTEila May 19, 2021
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Ice Scramble Coffee

Ice Scramble Coffee or Coffee Ice Scramble, also known as Iskrambol Coffee or Coffee Iskrambol, legally Trademarked, is an Ilonggo Filipino dessert drink concoction of coffee, shaved ice, milk and sweet toppings by Victor Martin Soriano and owned by the iconic MERCEDES LEDESMA ARENAS. This drink originated in CuarteroSt., Jaro, Iloilo City, Philippines.
Ice Scramble Coffee or Coffee Ice Scramble, also known as Iskrambol Coffee or Coffee Iskrambol, legally Trademarked, is an Ilonggo Filipino dessert drink concoction of coffee, shaved ice, milk and sweet toppings by Victor Martin Soriano and owned by the iconic MERCEDES LEDESMA ARENAS. This drink originated in Iloilo City, Philippines.
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Coffee

A highly addictive drink brewed from roasted coffee beans now consumed around the world. Made by coffee slobs -instant coffee, to coffee snobs -Kopi Luwak coffee which is made from coffee beans eaten and pooped out by the Asian palm civet.
If only Elvis had stuck with coffee…”
by Cammeray January 19, 2017
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Coffee

A name given to a stimulating feeling that represents amphetamine though largely inferior.
Going to turn on the coffee pot on you better behave!
by Creature44 February 27, 2019
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