Child

Tommyinnit

Oh you watch that child? He is annoying

by no oj>:( December 16, 2020

Child

An utterly annoying human that is or should be small and is very young :)

My child is small

by -human November 14, 2021

Child

What your perants regret

mother: I WISH THIS CHILD NEVER CAME OUT MY ASS

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

reverse man child

Someone that is a knight in shining armor and a real man on the surface and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.

That guy is a reverse man child, he looks and sounds so serious all the time like there is a camera pointed at his face.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

reverse man child

A guy that is a knight in shining armor and a real grown man on the surface, and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.

That guy always looks and sounds so serious like he's always being tested or recorded, he must be a reverse man child that doesn't want to fail his imaginary tests.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Child fighting

When your siblings and cousins get rko Ed by each other

Me and Aidan were child fighting last weekend

by Nigerfaggotron4203469 November 20, 2021

child athlete effect

The tendency of kids who grew up playing a competitive sport and then retired in their teens to tryhard video games, have a good sense of momentum, timing, and intuitive controls, be prone to careers requiring more discipline, and being used to regiment/feeling lost without rigid schedules or structure.

"Hey, why is John so good at timing his jumps in Mario Kart 7?"
"Oh, that's just the child athlete effect. He did competitive gymnastics for 7 years before quitting."

by Cry_onis September 5, 2021