Baby shower

A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"

by POTUS Official January 28, 2022

Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.

Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!

by Boxx Cutta March 31, 2022

turn the shower on

What you do when you are about to jerk tf off.

He went into the bathroom to turn the shower on.

by cracker ni🅱️🅱️🅰️ November 2, 2019

Glory Shower

To drink an ice cold beer in the shower.

"I just worked out for 3 hours... I think its time for a glory shower."

by White Peter February 12, 2010

Man Shower

Simply, a cold shower.

guy 1: man, when i got home i had a Man Shower
guy 2: whats a man shower?
guy 2: a cold shower

by xGodOfPainx May 17, 2011

Canadian Shower

A Canadian shower is when, after having made a bowel movement, a shower is required because you're too dumb of a Canadian to wipe properly.

The added time required to take a Canadian shower usually results in missing an invitation to a fun or exciting event.

Man, sorry I missed your call, I was taking a Canadian shower... You know how that goes.

by Dirkachbar February 22, 2011

fuckboy shower

showers that hardly take 10 minutes.
showers that dont last long

i fuckboy shower almost everyday

by sleepdeprived247 January 28, 2016