[Prawn surprise]

The act of being surprised like a prawn. Ask yourself, how does a prawn run?

The surprise does not need to exist - this is simply a greeting and communication action, much like shaking hands and saying hello or making a joke mid conversation.

The prawn surprise is a favourtie when people a trashed and those not aware of the prawn surprise ask 'What is the surprise? It must be good!'

1. Prawn surprise - hold one hand in the air, wiggle your fingers and say 'surprise!' whilst looking happy and somewhat alarmed.

2. Call out 'surprise' to your friends who will respond by putting a hand in the air and saying 'surprise'

3. You are with friend and you ask 'What would a surprised prawn look like?' and everyone acts like a surprise prawn (Surprise!)

by Rastus McTavish March 31, 2009

cupboard surprise

A creative meal using whatever ingredients one has at hand in order to make it till one has more money and/or food stamps.

Mom's buttered tabouli salad mix rice con chocolate chip burrito was a classic of cupboard surprise, combining the necessity of eating with the availability of what we had on hand.

by maximo hudson May 24, 2009

blumpkin surprise

When a guy gets a good-ole fashion blumkin and he gets a surpise. Unknown to the blumkinner or blumkinee an evil asshole has saran-wrapped the toilet seat, thus the "SURPRISE!"

What the fuck! Yesteday my girlfriend finally agrees to give me a blumkin and I ended up with a blumpkin surprise. Let's just say shit hit the fan-ny.

by gradeAwoody October 26, 2009

Cum Shot Surprise

1. When you are outside of your home and you wank off and you tell someone, "Hey, look!" and they turn around and you shoot your cum at their face.

2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.

Person 1: That was some good sex right?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?

by Cum Shot Surprise January 12, 2016

twinkie supprise

when a guy sucks the filling out of a twinkie and shoves his dick in it and fucks a girl, and the girl eats it afterwards is a twinkie surprise

did you hear David gave Charmany a "twinkie supprise"

by octavio25 September 23, 2009

chef's surprise

When you open up a girl's pussy real wide, and, disgusted by what you see, throw up in it.

If you're squeamish whenever you see private parts (you big pussy...) then the chef's surprise is the move for you.

by Some idiot that thinks you are gay August 21, 2006

Surprise Sex

Many say it is rape and you're only partially right. It is rape but with a willing victim. More like roleplaying with someone who trusts you. By no means inflict surprise sex on someone without their consent...preferably in writing.

You can't rape the willing, so now it's just surprise sex!

by Death's Stalker October 13, 2007