social hooker

Those fake random slutty women that send friend requests via social media, like Facebook and Twitter. In actuality, they are older overweight men that still live in their parents basements.

Hi, My name is Candy and I would like to be your friend. (but I don't have information associated with my Facebook account, I don't know you and I'm a social hooker)

by ThatGuy over there April 13, 2014

Social Evulguation

The act of trolling somebody so well that they think you are being serious.

John: I heard some guy trolled ESPN and ended up on the show because he claimed the cubs were the best MLB team.
Jimmy: What an act of social evulguation.

by Isnotalegend January 8, 2015

based socialism

When the government does sh*t to help people and not just the rich

Crazy how we socialize military ammunition that costs us billions but ‘based socialism’ is radical cause we’d help the poor instead of endless war.

by Flatearthwalker December 30, 2020

socially linear

unable to understand social interaction; unable to pickup social cues

Quinn is so Socially linear that he couldn't tell I was making a light joke.

by Squier1212 August 19, 2008

Social Saddam

The act of living in a hole socially.

Dude everyone is coming over to my house tonight. We haven't seen you in weeks. Quit pulling a Social Saddam and get over here.

by Sir SociallYawesome January 6, 2010

Social-communism

Ideology systematically developed by Spanish politicians Pedro Sánchez and Pablo Iglesias involving a synthesis of socialism, communism, and separatism. Other unique elements of the ideology include a fondness for taxpayer-funded private airplane rides and ostentatious housing (often referred to by the more convenient name of "ponytail's crib").

- Will you be voting for Pedro Sánchez next elections?
- No, I refuse to support social-communism.

by Jalapeño October 22, 2020

social benefits

gaining social benefits is acheivable through being seen with cool, popular people. for example, when seen in pictures with them, talking to them or sitting in their group, you are admired. some only associate with the elite clique to obtain social benefits and be recognised as one of them. to some, these benefits are the only real connections between them and their 'friends'.

loser 1: can you imagine how popular we will be after cathy sat with us today?
loser 2: thats what high school is all about, social benefits. its the only reason ash and emma are even friends.

by hbash,15andYOUREASLUT! May 7, 2009