Santa’s Slay

When you engage in a threesome with four midgets (because they are half people) and one regular person

Yo let’s get you and the other midgets over and run a Santa’s Slay

by Carter Sanchez May 24, 2024

Slime-Spitting Swine Slab

A particularly flat penis

"Apparently, John has himself a Slime-Spitting Swine Slab"

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! January 14, 2026

Regardless, we slay

Despite every obstacle, setback, brick, or adversity thrown at oneself; they continue to slay. To slay without fear of leaving crumbs. Putting one foot in front of the other, always striving for the slay. When one is against all odds, their slay never falters.

"Honey! They took everything! We've been robbed!"

"Well, dear. Regardless, we slay."

by iamiyb May 27, 2022