Shower-Time

When a man or women eats the others arse in the shower

Leanne and sweetpea had a good bit of Shower-Time last night, it was a mess.

by EmuThunder January 13, 2023

Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.

Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!

by Boxx Cutta March 31, 2022

Turd Shower

To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.

Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!

by HangingSoLow December 16, 2012

Glory Shower

To drink an ice cold beer in the shower.

"I just worked out for 3 hours... I think its time for a glory shower."

by White Peter February 12, 2010

Man Shower

Simply, a cold shower.

guy 1: man, when i got home i had a Man Shower
guy 2: whats a man shower?
guy 2: a cold shower

by xGodOfPainx May 17, 2011

Canadian Shower

A Canadian shower is when, after having made a bowel movement, a shower is required because you're too dumb of a Canadian to wipe properly.

The added time required to take a Canadian shower usually results in missing an invitation to a fun or exciting event.

Man, sorry I missed your call, I was taking a Canadian shower... You know how that goes.

by Dirkachbar February 22, 2011

fuckboy shower

showers that hardly take 10 minutes.
showers that dont last long

i fuckboy shower almost everyday

by sleepdeprived247 January 28, 2016