star showers

When your significant other likes being showerd in cum by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonators party!

"Dude check out that guys wife she sure love's her star showers!"

by Celebrity Jack October 15, 2015

Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.

Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!

by Boxx Cutta April 01, 2022

Turd Shower

To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.

Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!

by HangingSoLow June 13, 2012

Man Shower

Simply, a cold shower.

guy 1: man, when i got home i had a Man Shower
guy 2: whats a man shower?
guy 2: a cold shower

by xGodOfPainx April 26, 2011

Glory Shower

To drink an ice cold beer in the shower.

"I just worked out for 3 hours... I think its time for a glory shower."

by White Peter February 13, 2010

Canadian Shower

A Canadian shower is when, after having made a bowel movement, a shower is required because you're too dumb of a Canadian to wipe properly.

The added time required to take a Canadian shower usually results in missing an invitation to a fun or exciting event.

Man, sorry I missed your call, I was taking a Canadian shower... You know how that goes.

by Dirkachbar February 04, 2011

fuckboy shower

showers that hardly take 10 minutes.
showers that dont last long

i fuckboy shower almost everyday

by sleepdeprived247 November 21, 2015