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Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.
YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!

Eat short people month

During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.
Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!

National Short Health Day 

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.
"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."

throw short people day 

throw short people day is march 7
on throw short people day you should throw your short friend's

Worderr (short form: wrdr) 

To reach the border of words, specially in a arguement. Can also be used as word limit.
Oh okay now its my worderr (short form: wrdr), i cant handle you anymore.
Stop it you are crossing the worderr.
I am not even at my worderr, I have more arguements.
Okay, I'll give you time to speak but you have wrdr 250.

Take short 

To last for a small duration of time. Antonym of "take long". Logically, if something can "take long", it should also be able to "take short". "For short", "be short", and "last short" are similar.
This homework should take short.
I will only be here for short.
George said he'd be short, but he still isn't here.
Liz Truss's premiership lasted short.
Take short by Hobox March 21, 2023