September 14th 

The day the finest girls in the world were born. But be careful, they are feisty. Also very artistic, poetic, and great at the arts.

I wonder what she’s like?

Damn she’s fine, must’ve been born on September 14th.

September 14th by starxsluv July 8, 2022

September 21st 

September 21st is national quote day. So quote your favourite sentences.

Person: It's September 21st today, you know what that is?
Other Person: No? what is it today?
Person: It's national quote day

September 21st by Exempoel July 16, 2022

September 19th 

The kings birthday, also known as the best day of the year.

"whens your birthday?"
"September 19th"
"Bro you deserve head"

September 19th by BigdickMyma911 July 16, 2022

September 10th

Ava appreciation day

September 10th
-today is the day you appreciate your friend named ava
friend 1:isn’t ava so great?
friend 2:you’re right we should really express our gratitude of her presence to her

September 10th by Drake’s ex babymama July 23, 2022

September 28 

The day where meaning of life was born. Otherwise known as Karla’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this person for being a failed plan b.

"Guys it's September 28 hand over all your
money as an act of gratitude towards our
bitchless God"

September 28 by bnn.mlk July 27, 2022

September 2nd 

national Tristan and Kristian day. If you see one of them tell them “happy national Tristan and Kristian day “

* on September 2nd*
girl: OMG ITS KRISTIAN HES SO POPULAR!
girl 2: OMG TRISTAN TOO I CANT BELIEVE IT!

September 2nd by PlattywitdaFatty August 1, 2022

september 4th 

the day the most important people of the world was born. Beyoncé & Hassan.

guy: man beyoncé is very important

girl: she was born september 4th so yeah

september 4th by wockyyy August 2, 2022