How To Never Stop Being Sad 

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

How To Never Stop Being Sad by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

SigEp Saddle 

The name given to a sorostitute/slam-piece that has ridden on top of so many of the fratstars at the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, that she's basically known as the "saddle" for the house - she'll mount anyone! Just throw her on top and let her enjoy the ride!

The completely oblivious sorostitute saddle will think it's "cool" to be referred to as such, and even tell her friends, big and little sisters that the SigEp "bros" refer to her as that, while not realizing that it's -not- a badge of honor one would want to claim, or should be proud of.

"Rachel is sooooo out of touch with reality that she actually bragged to me that she's known as the "SigEp Saddle" the other day... she has no clue that's not a title one wants to have, or that she should be telling her friends about!

She brags about how she's always at their house, gets invited to their weekends away, their parties... Well girl, it's not cause they like your personality! You're their slam piece! Duh!"

SigEp Saddle by JLB2629 December 5, 2012

sadistfaction 

When a sicko gets enjoyment by doing things to others that hurt physically or financially.

The bad cop got sadistfaction arresting innocent people.

sadistfaction by jpg3 January 1, 2015

Sadie Sink 

Sadie Sink is such a great actress who plays Max in Stranger Things Season 2

omg you are such a Sadie Sink, you should be an actress one day

Sadie Sink by wdwjust November 25, 2017

Saddle-goose

A 19th century insult meaning Someone who is so foolish they’d consider putting a saddle on a goose which if you didn’t know, that’s a stupid and arbitrary idea.

“ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com

Now listen here you chuckaboo, do not hold disdane for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more eloquently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so perhaps the young lady you court will return your correspondence when she tries of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. SADDLE-GOOSE!

Saddle-goose by Djnyancatz November 9, 2020

Sadboi Hours

Sadboi Hours is a time where Sadbois are emotional and can express their feelings with other present Sadbois. While the official time for Sadboi Hours is 1 AM to 4:59 AM, anytime can be Sadboi Hours if you try hard enough.

Jack: Jared, it's Sadboi Hours.....
Jared: Lay it on me.

Sadboi Hours by What's Good My Guys March 24, 2018

sadness inside 

The depth of longing and eventual despair that is part of realizing that you are forever alone and most likely going to die unhappy.

He watched the happier and better looking couple laugh as they walked by. His sadness inside was in plain sight...

sadness inside by Power bottoms for Krishna April 6, 2016