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Shoe duck

Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.
"Hey did you see Johnathan's new shoes"

"Oh yeah, he's a total shoe duck."
by Moisturize_robots June 5, 2024
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Shoe

A shy hoe, a hoe that is shy, a shoe.
Person One: Sara is a hoe, but so shy.
Person Two: ...so she is a shoe.
by spacebean07 April 30, 2020
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Shoe dropping

Pleasuring oneself
Clare: "Where have you been Tommy?"
Josh: "Sorry, I was busy shoe dropping"
by polkar September 24, 2014
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Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
by BB29576 April 21, 2023
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Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft
Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.
by Fing Fang Foom September 23, 2019
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Shoe-eating

Shoe-eating is a modern term for putting your foot in your mouth. This phrase was used primarily by Californian high schoolers but recently it has been becoming more widespread through west coast high schools.
Guy 1: i accidentally submitted my math homework to my history teacher.
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?
by Wheelie7 May 4, 2021
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Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.
The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love (as her own father said of her when she was a young kid, in his words, and I quote).
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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