Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.
by Moisturize_robots June 5, 2024

by spacebean07 April 30, 2020

Pleasuring oneself
by polkar September 24, 2014

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.
Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
by BB29576 April 21, 2023

by Fing Fang Foom September 23, 2019

Shoe-eating is a modern term for putting your foot in your mouth. This phrase was used primarily by Californian high schoolers but recently it has been becoming more widespread through west coast high schools.
Guy 1: i accidentally submitted my math homework to my history teacher.
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?
by Wheelie7 May 4, 2021

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.
The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love (as her own father said of her when she was a young kid, in his words, and I quote).
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
