rule 712

Don't over think it.

Wolf wrote me a letter in code, I was like Rule 712

by Wolfconn November 6, 2011

Rule 723

If you can think of it, then there is an app for that!

"Dude, we should totally have a pokemon collector game for MPK folks."
"Naah, someone probably already built it. Rule 723, dude!"

by paroDgr8 August 8, 2014

Rule 34

Porn of fictional characters for people who have nobody else to masturbate to.

Can be used as a tool to groom children out of their innocence by horny incel neckbeards.

Rule 34

by WhydoievenexistFML August 21, 2022

The Rule of Urban Dictionary

Every definition in Urban Dictionary always gets at least one thumbs down, in fact someone well thumbs down this definition

Person 1...Don't Bring Me the Horizon said every definition gets a thumbs down, so I gave him a thumbs down
Person 2...Thats the Rule of Urban Dictionary

by Don't Bring Me the Horizon November 22, 2011

Street Rules

Street rules mean that no rules apply.

Let's play some ball, street rules.

by Emmakyo October 30, 2015

cinderella rules

When you're going on a night out but have to be up in the morning, so you stop drinking at midnight.

Nothing else on this weekend, Cinderella rules are off!

by Tish_71 October 14, 2010

10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum

A set of guidelines that applies to those who which to be found within the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em.

1. Consider whether or not your assholish response is inflicted on someone that deserves it.
2. Treat customer service people well, but not TOO well.
3. Do not be an asshole to your significant other.
4. Be clear to people that you are to spend a prolonged amount of time with that you are an asshole.
5. If around men, pretend that your asshole comment is just a joke. If around women, reserve all assholish behaviors to an absent mutual acquaintance.
6. When applying an assholish generalization of a specific group (see rule #5 for an example), be sure to create plausible deniability by saying “not all” followed by the targets of ridicule.
7. Select certain opinions of your opponent as amusing, but not worthy of an actual response.
8. Be interchangeably and inconsistently nice to people you are often an asshole too.
9. Don’t be an asshole to someone you see as beneath you in the social hierarchy, such as the homeless, children or developmentally challenged.
10. Do not be afraid to break rules #1-9 every now and again.

"It's great to be an asshole, but you don’t want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you’re an asshole. So here are 10 rules to be a proper asshole with impeccable asshole decorum."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"

by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019