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Pulled a PJ

verb. past tense.

1. Subjecting oneself to, or engaging in an act which will end in certain injury. Intentional and/or unintentional self-infliction brought about through intoxication and/or lack of foresight.
2. A tragicomic act initially intended to bolster one's ego.
3. Any tragicomic event carried out by a drunkard.
Fav: Jimmy's in the hospital.
Ant: What happened?
Fav: Went into town last night, got drunk, tried to ride his board down Inn Street... got racked up in the fountains.
Ant: Pulled a PJ?
Fav: Exactly.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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pulling a phil

when one abruptly leaves a place or situation due to various reasons such as awkwardness or other commitments
dude- you're pulling a phil right now- stay and finish the whole movie
by NY Knicks fan 1 November 3, 2010
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to pull a Robespierre

Robespierre was an important figure during the French Revolution and when the consul decided to put him to the guillotine he tried to commit suicide.

Instead of shooting himself through the jaw he shot off his jaw and was unsuccessful in killing himself, but he was still put to the guillotine.

To pull a Robespierre is the act of successfully trying to kill oneself esp. attempted shootings through the skull (by holding a gun under ones jaw), but turning out unsuccessful and shooting off ones jaw
how to pull a Robespierre:
Get a gun
put it to your jaw like a gangsta (making sure the gun will only shoot off your jaw)
Shoot
* Now you have successfully pulled a Robespierre

Situation: Jim is in the hospital for attempted suicide
Bill to Mike: "Dude, what happened"
Mike to Bill: "Nothing, but Jim pulled a Robespierre. I heard he did it for the lulz"
by stercus accidit January 3, 2011
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Pulling a Whitcomb

Pulling a Whitcomb: Meeting a female or male that would be considered a step or many above you on a scale of physical beauty and then locking them down with either a Child or other means to secure a permanent relationship.
"I could have been Pulling a Whitcomb last night if only I wasn't cock blocked by her bitch friends" or "I was completely confident I could have pulled a Whitcomb last night but her birth control is like the great wall of china"
by Mr REB January 28, 2009
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Pulling a Toper

Attempting to squeeze out what is thought to be a fart, only to realize that it is just slightly too late to hold it back as poo exits your bum. Only qualifies as "a Toper" if done at work.
Man 1: dude, did you hear that fart Ryan just ripped?

Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!
Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!
by Workplace dumper July 21, 2009
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Pulling a Zedy

Forgetting to use Righteous fury before pulling a boss.
That fail ass paladin just pulled a zedy..." or "I didn't use RF so i was Pulling a Zedy
by Silverfx11 June 7, 2010
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Pull Pal

A guy who has a male friend where they jerk off together, either watching or doing the other guy.
by puller March 4, 2004
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