roofle points

Points attained by making a funny statement. Roofle points are tabulated by the grand rooflemeister, a position elected locally by the county.

"When i suggested that Brian has regular sex with dogs, i scored some major roofle points"

by roofles February 4, 2003

POINTLESS

Homework, teachers, school and sisters

It's pointless to do your homework

by Me June 9, 2004

Point Bag

This is when someone is so bad at Call of Duty they are almost like a bag of points for the other team to claim"

"Stupid kid is such a Point Bag, he is dying so much"

by Rokzombie May 23, 2016

mooed point

a cows opinion.

it dosent matter! and is possibly irrelevant to the topic at hand

joe, noone cares what you have to say cause your always coming up with mooed points

"man thats such a mooed point"

by steve the legend December 12, 2006

Three Pointer

When you are jacking off and land most or all of your cum into your belly button.

Wow dude I just hit a three pointer last night in bed!

by notstevebuscemi August 10, 2017

two-point conversion

the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.

"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"

by eric williams August 12, 2006

moot point

frequently takes place when
two cows can´t reach a consensus.
It usually but not always happens
when the subject is academic.

Bo & Vin are discussing organic farming
and wonder how this will affect
them. Vin is concerned with all this
organic feed and no hormones her teats
won´t be as attractive as before.
Bo disagrees. The hormones they have been
given all their lives will retain Vin´s form.
Since neither of them can agree, they have reached
a moot point.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007