Cyber Pimp

A man whom all the internet chicks go for, even though he can't get a date in real life. ;_;

All of the girls get horny when Solo Maxwell the cyber pimp enters the chatroom!

by Solo Maxwell April 17, 2004

True pimp

An absolute milkman. A pimp who is so rich and powerful that hoes bow down before him. Even preppy Asian chicks want his dick. The closest thing to god on earth. He can have whatever he wants. Walking mojo.

1. Bow down to a true pimp bitch!
2. Bill clinton, Paul walker, and snoop dogg are true pimps.

3. Mikey: ah fuck u killed me!

Tom: haha that's right headshot! Yeeea bow down to a true pimp bitch!!!

by Jimmixgjk May 14, 2009

corporate pimp

A person who works as the owner and/or administrative leader of a capitalist and/or fascist company. See also corporate underpimp.

Corporate pimps not only reap the larger payoff from their whores' dealings with customers, they also usually mount them themselves as a means of maintaining their dominant status.

by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010

no money pimp

A guy that walks around taking care of women but doesn't collect mone.

Robbie P. is a no money pimp and adds to his herem on a daily basis.

by bcombest December 7, 2007

play ground pimp

A man over the age of 18 that cannot get a girlfriend that is 18 or over the age of 18 or perfers girls that are still in middle school or early years of high school.

Well did you hear about jeffie? He got caught messing around with britney again. Hey isn't she like 15? Yeah he just like being the play ground pimp i guess.

by charles e.g December 8, 2007

weenus-pimp

one who has a fetish with touching others elbow skin, but won't let others touch their elbow skin(weenus).

Jill went around grabbing everybody's weeni, but when they tried to grab her weenus she'd say "NO!, i'm a weenus-pimp and no one can touch my weenus but me."

by Jessica James July 4, 2006

keeping your pimp hand way strong

When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand way strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up.

Pimp Dave: Haley isn't keeping up with her payments/touching/homework, and she was all giving her daddy,(Dave) this attitude.

Pimp Neil: So you should be keeping your pimp hand way strong! Keep that bitch in line. Slap your bitch up, rest your nuts on her chin if you have to.

by P I M P DAVE January 17, 2007