muffin

a noun describing a suburban area caucasian woman with a household annual income greater $250,000.00 and overall assets of one million.

westin woman are in the muffin club

by SwannyPower June 23, 2005

The Muffin Man

A person *cough* brenda *cough*, who tells people that they are the muffin man.

Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.

by RCG210 November 8, 2003

muffin top

the fat that rolls over the top of your pants.

Wow, look at that muffin top!

by jerseymommy June 11, 2006

Muffin top

A word used to described Fat People Who are desperately trying to escape from Themselves but decide to wear jeans while running. MUFFIN TOP

Lachie connor : The fattest known mammal to live on this planet of ours, he weighs 70 kg for a child with the intelligence of a grade 5. His flab tumbles like a tsunami if you slap it right. Muffin top

by Jai the almighty November 1, 2012

Scum Muffin

A creative way to call someone a piece of shit

George: Your such a scum muffin
Frank: Your a faggot for saying that, now die

by DeadMan Jr. December 22, 2008

muffin smuggler

a girl who has an enormous bulge in her crotch region.

G1: damn! that girl looks like she has balls!
G2: she's a muffin smuggler!

by GharHead January 31, 2010

Chuck a muffin

To chuck a muffin means to laugh heartily.

"Haha shut up you will make me chuck a muffin!"
Sam did the most stupid dance, it made everyone chuck muffins.
"Skins rules, I was chucking muffins all through it!"

by Zac Alex McInnes Blakemore December 17, 2008