muffle monster

A huge muff on either a male or a female.

"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
-or-
" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"

by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monster.

by definitelyn0tcoveredinshit September 19, 2021

Shitfaced Monster

The alter-ego of the Cookie Monster, or Charlie Sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.

He is the Shitfaced Monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!

by dddd1111 June 14, 2011

cummy monster

A non fictional character played and voiced by someone normally named Sam occasionally voiced by someone named Mitch. The cummy monster will eat you is a cute way of saying...... fuck me in the ass please. Normally brought up by a faggot

The cummy monster wants to come and get you!

by THC Cummy Worms May 4, 2020

dance monster

Be careful, it's DANCE monster, not RAP monster
Who the heck told you that?
Geez.

This is Dance Monster from BTS.

by yoonminisrealyoutwats July 27, 2017

Mud Monster

When you're having to much fun that you wouldn't notice that you were covered in shit.

"My friend and I we're were mud monsters in the backyard."

by somethinguwu September 24, 2021

Lake Monster

A very long piece of shit descending into the toilet tube with just the very tip stikcing out of the water

Man no wonder that took so long, he was passin a lake monster

by SaltyJones March 7, 2009