Alpha Male

george memeulous

‘oi have you watched the alpha males new video?’
‘who’s the alpha male?’
‘george memeulous’

by jesusfuckingggchrist April 9, 2020

male enhandsomement

A medication dat makes a guy look more attractive to a lady, as well as keeping his wee-wee "standing at attention".

I like to keep my female romantic partners as friends for life, and so I would want a lady to have sex with me only if she found me likeable to begin with; I wouldn't wanna fool her with any male enhandsomement supplements.

by QuacksO April 11, 2020

Alpha Male

A guy who shaves his hair into the slickest mullet in town and gets all the women(Always the dominant male)

Carl is such an “Alpha Male”
Carl gets all the women

by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020

Male Siri

This is Siri with a male voice well it,s sounds good but not a lot of people know about it

Hey Siri

Male Siri: what
I want a joke
Male Siri : sorry I don,t know jokes

by Yendry_0110 November 8, 2020

Alpha Males

A male that shows extreme confidence, nurturing, sexiness, masculinity and alpha ness.

Often only associated to the 0.0001% of Males worldwide. This title should be honoured and Beta’s surrounding must worship these absolute units.

Most commons names are: Joseph, Jake, Pasha and Lawson.

Message an Alpha Male here to here their experience first time.

Jessie: “Omg, have you seen Joseph and Jake recently?”

Amanda: “Ikr, they are such Alpha Males!”

by Alpha#0 November 21, 2020

Tristan (male)

Tristans are loud, annoying males who are often gay for the following people:
Jeff
Bob
John
Ryan
Mike

Caleb

I hope i'll never become a Tristan (male)

by Ryan the catlover November 29, 2020

Beta-Male

Someone who is incapable of attaining sufficient self-esteem

Spencer your a beta-male

by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020