magic love potion

noun: the secret combination of beer and date rape pills in a unsuspecting girls drink.

She wasn't interested in me at all until I gave her some magic love potion. After that we hooked up and have never been happier.

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

Magic

1.a Often used in video games as a means to pwn some monster from your basic fireball to summoning some huge demon.
1.b Wiccans believe they can do the kind of magic seen above with some pendants or shit, but since they can't they came up with the "Rule Of Trifold" to give them a excuse for not doing anything magic. If your wondering yes I have seen some Wiccan attempt "fire magic" but we had to do it outside for fear of carbon monoxide poisining. Now if that is not proof enough that magic is bullshit, I don't know what is.
2. A gay card game.
3. Stuff done by some guy in vegas, usually with smoke and mirrors.

1.a Necroman102:dood!i cant use summon skelliton unless i got corpses! get ta killin!
bob_the_barbarian:im on it im on it!
1.b Some Wiccan Fool:Don't fuck with me! I'll curse you!
Guy:Whatever ya fat ho.
Some Wiccan Fool:I HAVE A THYROID CONDITION!
Guy: Where is your Thyroid?
Some Wiccan Fool:Uhh....
2. Magic Player #1:DOOD! LES GO PLAY SOME MAGIC!
Magic Player #5,000,000:SWEET DAWG!
3.Magician:NOW WATCH AS I MAKE THIS DONAUGHT DISSAPEAR!
*Nom nom nom...*
Dood:HOLY SHIT!

by Dr. Crowley March 27, 2009

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! is what a guy says to another guy when he wants the guy to jack off and suck his and other guy's cocks.

Matt often says "Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!" when he wants me to jack off and suck the cocks of all the other guys in our pod!

by eda-skip November 17, 2022

magic stick

i got the magic stick I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic

magic stick is the best song by lil kim

by laughingcat1963 December 28, 2007

magic taxi

The phenomenom whereby you wake up in the morning with a girl who had seemed quite pretty the previous night under the influence of alcohol but now she seems ugly. The idea is that the "magic taxi" came to take her away. Especially used in Southern England.

"..Then I woke up and I was like, oh dear, magic taxi..."

by kidburla June 1, 2003

magic beans

describes little rocks that work better than other little rocks

I want to grow a giant beanstalk, got any magic beans?
Not the kind that bear magical fruit, I toot enough already.

by PseudoHigh March 23, 2012

magically delicious

1.To be one with great levels of asthetic beauty , charm , humour, and work at Max Brenners

"wow did you see that girl who served me at Max Brenners? She was magically delicious"

by puppet1 May 18, 2006