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Guthrie Moment 

1. The act of being stupid. Including actions, and thought.
2. Having something profoundly dumb happen to you.
Example 1: Girl: "I always thought that General Custer from from the board game Clue."
Guy: "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You just had a Guthrie Moment."
Example 2: Oh shit! I just had a Guthrie Moment when I dropped my vodka on the fire and it went on my pants!
Guthrie Moment by The Soul Man October 16, 2010

Deadspace Moment 

1.The moment in time where something bad is happening behind a window and you can't do anything to stop it.

2. Watching something bad happening that can not be interfered with.

3.Helplessness
Guy 1: I watched her die before my eyes
Guy 2:Why didn't you do anything she could have been saved
Guy 1: It was a Deadspace Moment, I couldn't do anything, I'm sorry.

jizz moment

When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.
Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.
jizz moment by bigjonny13 May 16, 2011

Unicorn moment 

A "unicorn moment" is when somebody gets off the subject of a conversation, or when one gets "side tracked" from a task without realizing it.
EG1: person "A & B" conversation.
A:"We went to this show and it was cool, the bands were great."

B:"Who was playing?"
A:"Some local bands"
B:"When is the package supposed to arrive in the mail?"
A:"that was a total unicorn moment"

EG2: Person "A" intended on mowing the yard. "A" starts mowing the yard then stops to water the flower garden and completely forgets to finish mowing the yard.

EG3: Person "A" goes online to check bank account and logs into a social network site and forgets to check bank account.

EG4: "I don't have ADD, hey look a unicorn!"
Unicorn moment by Mythicx June 30, 2011

Apia moment 

A pleasant telephone interaction with a stranger, usually an insurance agent.

Originates from the 2011 Apia (Australian Pensioners Insurance Agency) television commercials.
Original Apia moment:

Agent - "Welcome to Apia, how can I help you?"
Customer - "I'm ringing regarding a quote for a new caravan we're buying. We would like to start the insurance and pay it quarterly.
Agent - "Not a problem at all. We don't charge any more to pay that way. Whe're you taking off to first?"
Customer - "We're going down to Lakes Entrance, and then across to the West"
Agent - "Gee life's gonna be one big holiday"
Customer - "Yes I hope so, (laugh)"
Agent - "Ohhhh, fantastic"

Maggie Moment

when a person is slow on the uptake ie , not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people,

also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,

Similar to a Blonde moment
Girl on phone to boy

Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment
Maggie Moment by Mk127 October 24, 2012