matthew sturnioloK

The reason my girlfriend dosent love me

Her: OMG I LIVE MATT STURNIOLO
Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended…
Me:…

Unboyfriended = sad 🖤💔🙁✌️👎🏽

by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023

Matthew

Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.

FUCK YOU MATTHEW!; Thanks Matthew, you are such a great person.

by Probably not the shortest pot8 April 4, 2021

matthew

that little annoying kid who wont stop being annoying no matter how many times you break his nose

matthew:stop thats annoying *grabs food and tosses in trash*
Evan:*beats matthews ass* take that

by the guys who beat matthew up April 13, 2020

Matthew newby

Can u hang

Hey y’all Matthew newby is here

by Colin-vill November 7, 2018

Matthew

A shy person, but when it comes to strength he lands on top. A smart individual but even though the girls want him, he enjoys being single, it gives him a chance og getting to bond through friendship, not jumping it to dates. He has brown eyes and hair that shows blond in midday light. He is big for his age and has a strong love for mammals and fish. Matthew wont confess his love unless needed to and will show his love by forming a friendship with her.

Girl 1: I wish I could have Matthew
Girl 2: he shows some signs to me though.

by Jared I January 3, 2020

Matthew Tufts Moore

Matthew Tufts Moore a Bulgarian Trainor, Wrestler, Boxer & Recording Artist & Actor And Body Builder will His claim to fame is his Music & life in the Fitness World The Albums Matthew is classified under is European House Music Along with other Various Artists Such as Andrea Teodora, Costi Forza as well as other Bulgarian Artist Matthew is Known for his sexy music and his Incredible style did I met ion he is Huge #stud In 2020 Matthew Was Engaged To Samantha Baskin A ticktock personality Known for her entertaining social media and not taking herself to seriously. Samantha Baskin is known for her comedic work as a hobby on tick tock

Did You see that Beautiful Man with the Beard in Stache oh sh*** Baby it’s Matthew Tufts Moore

by KitKat937 August 17, 2020

Matthew

Matthews are known to be gentleman but also beasts in bed. A Matthew can easily have 100s of girls lusting after him but a Matthew will only have eyes for one girl. Matthews are taller than 6 feet and have awesome dark brown hair thats almost black.

Grace: Did you see that Matthew over there? He’s so hot!!!
Ashley: Duh! He’s a Matthew!!

by blondiewiththelips October 25, 2018