yo:
-yo "bitch ass pussy slutty tits jizz fart milk cum puke wax spit facts big rap"
: kill yo braincells
-yo "bitch ass pussy slutty tits jizz fart milk cum puke wax spit facts big rap"
: kill yo braincells
by xx-big_breast_john998xx June 6, 2022

by Malipnos June 7, 2024

by plotonis May 24, 2017

by CoqMeatSandwich November 14, 2019

by pokemonmastermike October 18, 2010

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)
by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 20, 2024
