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Jizz Spins

When you cum so hard that your surroundings seem to start spinning around you
Dude, she sucked me so good that I got the jizz spins
by Malipnos June 7, 2024
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lack jizz

Jack Liss. president of the US after Kobe dies.
Ben: jack, wanna bang?

Jack: i would, but I lack jizz!
by plotonis May 24, 2017
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Jizz

Larry: mmmmMMMMM this some good ass jizz inside this here sandwich.
by CoqMeatSandwich November 14, 2019
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pee jizz

when you bust a nut but the majority of it is urnie.
I'm about to bust a nut! Aww, its just pee jizz
by pokemonmastermike October 18, 2010
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No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)
I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July
by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022
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Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 20, 2024
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