may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on

Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “

by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023

stephen jones

The best guy with the biggest cock

Omg theres stephen jones he has a massive one

by Omgeaistha February 17, 2023

Garry jones

A menacing man with a love for the steering wheel. A lean mean killing machine. A bottle and the 3 swimmers by his side

Oh no it’s Garry jones

by Jack McGrath. February 17, 2023

Joe Jones

Also know sometimes as Mr.Poop or Mr. Softee, a man with a broken weewee who likes to take gay mexican mustache rides. Joe Jones is a guy who comes out out of the closet pretending he didn’t know he was gay this whole time. He will poop in a shirt and leave it at your doorstep. He drinks a drink called fay Joe so you know he is really super flamboyantly fay with 5 boyfriends.

You know how gay you are ? Joe Jones gay. You’re like indiana Jones but more gay… Joe Jones.

by Gay Matt February 28, 2023

Deanna Jones

A girl that takes you places whenever you get inside of her.

"I knew this girl named Deanna that married a Jones. Any time I got inside her, I was in Deanna Jones!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 10, 2023

Indy Jones

If you meet a person whose first initial is D and their last name is Jones, don't get inside of them or something amazing will happen.

"If your first initial was D and your last name was Jones, if I ever got inside you, then I would be in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

Amelia Jones

Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.

Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.

by Samsung8 May 8, 2023