ASS

a word to say insted of fuck or somtimes shit

bob: what the ASS happend last night?

bill: that jenny girl gave me head.

bob: holy ASS!

bill: it was so ASSing hot

you can also your DICK in each of those sentences

by holyhotdicksfromhell October 20, 2009

Ass-thief

noun. one who violently anal rapes another repetitively.

that guy in the prison showers is a total Ass-thief

by gavinator13 July 13, 2010

Computer Ass

A physical condition resulting from too much time in front of a computer. In males, computer ass results in muscular atrophy or a loss in muscle tone. In females, computer ass results in a disproportional flattening and spreading out of the lower cheeks.

The end result in either sex is not very sexy. People no longer look at their posteriors and go “DAMN!”

Computer ass is not to be confused with White-Guy Butt (WGB) which is a genetic condition most often affecting male Caucasians.

Ex. 1: All this X-Box is giving me computer ass.

Ex. 2: Check out Shaniqua, she's got some major computer ass since she got broadband internet. No badunka dunk there anymore.

by ralph2k August 21, 2006

tank ass

an ass so large that if you tried to assram it your penis would not penetrate the rectum.

by sonny bono September 6, 2003

can't be assed

can't be bothered with

do you want to go out tonight?
No, I can't be assed

by janedoe7 December 11, 2009

grab-assing

an expression used to refer to the horseplay being committed by others that has become annoying; also refers to horseplay, that by some aspect would likely be annoying and/or offensive to others.

e.g. "Hey! Knock off the grab-ass!" or "Hey! Knock off the grab-assing!"

by A. Carpenter June 9, 2007

ass pimple

An endearing term for someone who is constantly attached to you or mooching off of you.

"My brother is such an ass pimple, I wish he would get a job and move out of my house!"

by MThrasher July 2, 2006