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ho wood

1. the erectile response a male experiances upon being aroused by a prostitute

2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin
1. I got a ho wood at my bachelor party

2. Dude, let's go to ho wood and rent Titanic
by carmen novenchilagasvie February 5, 2009
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Ho-Garden

A total Douche bag who likes to talk crap about women he has slept with.
Bryan totally just Ho-Garden on that girl he left the bar with last night, Said she was a lame fish, even though he has a small penis.
by Bitch-on-wheels July 28, 2011
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sketcha ho

The act of being "sketcha" or "sketch"...typically by a female.

A shady bitchslut.
"Man that young lady over there is flirting with those other men...doesn't she have a boyfriend?"

"YEah, I'M her boyfriend..what a sketcha ho..looks like i'll go back to my other 6 bitches."

"I wanna be a sketcha ho when I grow up!"
by fayefaye July 19, 2005
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Ho Chum

(n) word used to describe the intangible essence or swagger that permeates from confident Men that attracts sexually aggressive Women. This essence or swagger is the equivalent to Chum that a fisherman would use to attract and catch Sharks.

alternate: can also be used when referring to something extraordinary i.e. haircut, shirt, car, hat, etc.
Bill: "So what's up Greg? You got ladies lined up around the block for you tonight!"

Greg: "What can I say bro? The ladies sense my Ho Chum from miles away!"

alternate:
Bill: "Dude, how did you end up bangin both those girls?"

Greg: "Dude, my new car is absolute Ho Chum!!!"
by Big Bill Pympin June 7, 2011
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Ar-Ho

Ar-Ho is a slang form of saying someone is a prostitute/Ho
Damn boi she Ar-Ho
by Avin Gohar Big Dick March 9, 2021
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ho buckle

The reverse tramp stamp. A tattoo on a girl's lower abdomen.
"Dude, she had a tattoo on her lower stomach. Imagine a tramp stamp but on the front."
"Oh, you mean a ho buckle?"
"Did you just make that up?"
"Yea, isn't it genius?"
by mazikthealchemist March 19, 2014
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xan-ho

A woman who sells her self for Xanax, usually a single mother with multiple children who frequents the local bar and will often have simple 2 syllable names like Berta.
If Berta sucked his shaft for a xan wouldn't that make her a xan-ho?
by beeze to the weeze January 15, 2019
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