weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!

Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"

by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023

Hammer bump

When a guy puts coke one the end of his dick in a little pile and his bro snorts it off.

Hey bro, How bout a hammer bump for the road?

by TallMammaJamma July 20, 2019

Hammer

To be considered one an individual must be able to accomplish back breaking work by no help; muscular body; big penis; crazy individual

He retired and still went back to work that man is a "HAMMER" toughest out there.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

Hammer Nuts

A Man With Very Strong Ball
Sacks And Nuts

Julian Has Very Strong Hammer Nuts

by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 11, 2019

hammer.17

a strange creature that can be kind at times and has amazing tase, also a very misunderstood creature, many claim it to be weird

thats a wild hammer.17

by heroblazekicker February 25, 2022

half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011