Ham Handed

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.

I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.

by I made the man December 13, 2024

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five-handed sport

A slang term for "masturbation" originating from the Indonesian phrase "Cabang Olahraga Limajari" (meaning "five-handed sport branch"), which is in turn a backronym for the Indonesian word "coli" (meaning "masturbation").

He made a meme about ‘five-handed sport’… and then immediately closed the tab like nothing happened.

by Emotional Cruiser March 22, 2026

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One hander

Refers to a book of the romance genre that woman read with one hand, to leave the other hand free for self-pleasing as they enjoy their reading.

Ah, I see you got another one hander at the bookstore today. I'm guessing your curtains will be drawn tonight, eh?

by Fluffhead618 February 11, 2025

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empty-handed

masturbating in secrecy.

When the lights were turned on you were caught empty-handed and smiling.

by Kaetag April 5, 2025

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Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025

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