furni-force

The imaginary, magical gravitational force that some people seem to think will hold furniture in the back of their truck while flying down the road. This applies to those stupid enough to not even tie it down with a bungee cord. Have witnessed couches and mattresses succumbing to the effects of this strange phenomenon.

As Billy watched his couch fly from the bed of his truck like a piece of tissue paper, he realized furni-force was not all it's cracked up to be.

by Stangchick67 November 9, 2009

Hurricane-force tears

(noun): what you tell someone when someone else is struggling to the point of crying large amounts.

you-Oh man i have a 5 page essay to right by 2moro
friend- oh man thats gonna be a struggle, nothing but hurricane-force tears.

by sdousafhuias March 14, 2010

Douche Faucet

When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.

Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!

Nik: What a douche faucet!

Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.

by Always 777 December 12, 2011

vert-fonce

connor is a 15-year-old tumblogger from england. he has one of the best green blogs around and he's also known as "the king of green". he's on a mission to make everyone feel cared for and loved, and seeing as he's the nicest guy on tumblr he does a great job of this. if anyone messages him he will make them feel loved. there's not much more to say except that he is perfect!

vert-fonce: you're perfect <3

by leteti October 22, 2012

Frank Force

To fuck shit up with such great force; usually in one blow.

Dude 1: Did you see that knockout!?

Dude 2: yeah dude, he must have Frank Force!

by Big E bless December 29, 2012

Special Forces hot

Hot enough for a guy in Special Forces to want to take home, and then tell his friends about you.

Do I look hot?
Hell ya you look hot.
But do I look special forces hot?
Girl!! You total look hot enough to get used, abused, and thrown out like last weeks trash!
Yes!!!

by Marcus314 July 27, 2015

hoosier force

a softball travel team that is purple and pushes no matter what , And keeps there head up always even if that get out or doesn't make the play right .

Hoosier Force rocks!!!!!!!!

by softball~chick~36 June 6, 2016