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hipster fart

noun.

a bodily gaseous discharge air-trapped in skinny jeans, and only noticed once the skinny jeans are peeled off.
<scene>hipster taking off pants</scene>

Whoa, what's that smell? did I just fart? I don't remember--Oh, it must have been my fart from noon, which was trapped in my skinny jeans. silly me.

I can't believe I hipster farted. How tres embarra-silly.
by B. Dang November 13, 2009
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fart bonging

Really now, the term should have been self-explanatory....
by Havoq May 8, 2005
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Fart Huffer

A person who is interested in smelling farts in a close range from the anus.Some like to breathe large amounts of fart gas until they pass out.
by Jimbo May 22, 2003
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Fart Hammer

The act of passing gas on a girl as she gives a guy oral sex.
I hate that chick, but I'd give nail her with the fart hammer.
by Bob Madigan January 12, 2004
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mud fart

A fart that is released by someone who is sick and has diarrhea. Whomever lets a mud fart will be delighted to find a creamy thick liquid that is somewhat similar to warm mud.
"Lilly waddled to the bathroom after letting a huge mud fart".
by DirtyBabyBunny September 25, 2005
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fart wafter

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.
I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.
by B warden April 1, 2007
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fart muffler

A term used to describe an annoyingly loud and unusually large cannister muffler installed on an automobile. The described is usually seen at the rear of the vehicle. Typically seen on Asian automobiles, although rare sightings have been seen also to be installed on a domestic vehicle. The owner is a self-proclaimed "tool" who just needs to "cut that shit".
Hey, did you just see that fart muffler on that car?
Dude, why did you get that "gay" fart muffler?
by BBRX8 October 31, 2009
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