Ethan

ethan is kinda weird but has nice eyes. hes quiet but fun if you get to know him. everyone wants to be friends with him but no one has the guts to approach his alpha male aura.

Yo moma is an ethan!
I know right (winky face)

Ethan by Kim Petron November 21, 2023

Ethan

Bro is awesome, he works out, he does martial arts, hes cultured, he’s the best gamer you’ll ever game with, he’s a nerd that can beat your ass and has 6 fucking cats, with the fattest and laziest one being his own. Which doesn’t really make sense, cause he is the opposite. He is also very awesome, did I mention that? And yes dude, I’m writing about myself to post on instagram cause it’s trending 💪🏼😎👍

Person 1: omg dude, Ethan is totally wicked man

Person 2: fr fr cuh

Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro

Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude

Ethan by Almightyeg November 21, 2023

Ethan

WATCH OUT ITS ETHAN HES GOT LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR although he is one of the best fucking guys in the world watch out cus he’s dangerous and he plays with you mind his beautiful tall handsome self is full of wisdom and is great at everything BUT BE CARFUL LOOKING AT HIS BEAUTIFUL ABS AND MUSCULAR BODY CAN KILL YOU INSTANTLY.

OH NO ITS ETHAN TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM I SEE HIS BEAUTY AND THE LIGHT!

Ethan by Davis manhandle November 23, 2023

Ethan

Falls asleep in English and Geometry
Usually his best friend in those classes make fun of him for it
They both enjoy Oragami

Cathy “There Ethan is he’s sleeping again”
Callie “I was going to oragami with him”

Ethan by DuckDuckGooese November 24, 2023

Ethan

Ethan hates mix, he never holds mix. Why hold mix when you can just dp? You know like, VOLLCANIC VIIPPAA.

Ethan also hates losing, why lose when you can play Viego? Or Kayn, red Kayn in particular. That's based as hell honestly.

Rock solid... Ethan can't compete with rock solid... I'm moving as fast as I can...

Ethan by nosjkg December 16, 2023

Ethan

my pookie bear

ethan is grande cum bucket

Ethan by anonymous December 22, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a goofy individual who some would call a silly goose

Ethan is so funny he obviously is a silly goose

Ethan by All the Silly Gooses December 29, 2023