A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.

Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-

Douchebag #1: Uh cool.

Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-

Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?

Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.

Douchebag Wannabe by ChelseySmileeFace November 21, 2009

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Douchebag

Kanye West

Kayne West is a douchebag
President Obama called Kanye West a douchebag

Douchebag by Saharalea March 20, 2010

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Douchefag

A homosexual man who for some reason thinks he's cool and is just like a douchebag (hence the term douchefag) but is attracted to men. All of his friends are slutty, desperate whores who give it up to anyone who will have them.

A douchefag defends his slutty female friends in all situations, even though she's probably majorly desperate and pathetic.

Douchefag by kjsdklfaj March 19, 2010

Douchebag

A person who tries overly hard to be cool. (someone cool is just cool, they don't have to try) Also known as the pretty-boy poser. He's that guy or that group of guys who all look the same because they follow the latest trend. They appear almost metrosexual but aren't. The only sense of style they have is from what they see in magazines or what they see everyone else wear. They will let on that they were the ones who came up with that style first.

Kevin Federline is a douchebag.
Jason is a real douchebag.

Douchebag by FaZiLLaH June 11, 2006

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