Colin

A Colin is a person who opens your eyes to the universe when you're feeling lost. He is a warrior who knows the way cause he paved it himself, a resilient guy that takes lemons and squeezes them in life's eyes. Go find yourself a Colin to go on some life changing adventures.

Mo: Hey man, I've been feeling so down in the dumps
Jad: Dude you need to get yourself a Colin to show you the way

by FarAltec8250 July 21, 2024

Colin

WHOA! Your reaction when you see Colin's penis!

How was your night?

Surprising, I slept with a Colin. I'm not walking straight today.

by FarAltec8250 July 21, 2024

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.

When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."

by Christywood90 July 24, 2024

Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.

Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.

by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024

Colin Patrick McKeon

With exceptional quality, especially in music

The last bar of Movement 3 was Colin Patrick McKeon level

by Mr@v3r33 September 7, 2023

Colinbine

a dude named colin whos fucking cracked as shit and gets so many hoes

Dude, he just took seven hoes from Colinbine, stand em on a line

by sudonym420penjamin October 2, 2023

Colin Jost

The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.

HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.

by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023