Pootie butter

When you want to call someone a cunt without them knowing, call them a pootie butter
by PBorigin November 11, 2022
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Butter and toast

A fake online graduation dinner that forces students to eat butter and toast while their school is trying to pass it of as an formal event to put a PR spin on their incompetence. The speeches will most likely contain pens and empathy.
How will we be doing graduation dinner?“butter and toast
by Hellllldawg April 12, 2020
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Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.
"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."
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Better Butter

(N) Better Butter (bettah buttah). The term used to describe natural pleasurable or pleasing orifice juice utilized for lubrication during sexual acts.

(Adj) Better Butter-ish. The term to describe an act was quality & approved grade a Better Better.
Sentence: Oh I know that couple must stay together because of their obvious use of better butter. I want me some that Bettah Buttahhhh!!
by The Stuffer, of Chefs December 03, 2021
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fan butter

The sweat accidentally accumulated by celebrities and guests, normally at sci-fi, comic book, anime and gaming conventions, when they have to get up-close and personal with sweaty fans.
I got half-a-pound of fan butter on my arm just by taking a photo with the guy in the Mercy shirt who hasn’t washed all weekend.
by TCWolf August 11, 2019
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shredding butter

Man I'm really shredding butter after that Taco Bell.
by FunnyWordsmith April 14, 2018
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Nutter butter

A weak and lame individual. A nobody who doesn’t matter. Someone who is fake, a show boat who can’t deliver. All bluster
by P drizzle October 20, 2017
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