Bononer

When you get a boner for no apparent reason.

Shane was eating pizza when Heather noticed his bononer.

by geek in pink January 19, 2009

Bonduel Beartrap

When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.

Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"

Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"

Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."

by Harvey Hilltopper April 2, 2009

Bonergize

A penis becoming instantly erect.

Damn, you make me bonergize every time you grind on me like that.

by Helldivex October 18, 2011

Bonie

A soon-to-be step-dad who tries acting like a father figure even though he's never had kids and calls the mother "babe" around her kids. Makes extremely cringy and awkward compliments. Thinks he understands kids.

"That guys such a bonie!"

by AntiLGBT May 8, 2020

Smokey Bone

When a girls gives a man a blow job while having a cigarette.

While Leigh was giving me a smokey bone, she blew smoke all over my dick.

by scooter 570 March 24, 2009

ironic bond

What you call an ionic bond with Iron in it. Ironically, this isn't actually ironic, but merely a bad pun. Nonmetals and metals form a bit of an odd couple, especially when you're dealing with iron, the roughest, hardest and sexiest of known metals.

Professor said that FeCl3 was an ionic bond, I thought it was an IRONic bond! OMG LOL!

Ironic Bonds are the opposite of Carbvalent Bonds.

by B-mango-juice November 28, 2010

Harvard-Boner

The effect that hearing that a person is from a prestigious school, such as Harvard. Because of this, they often receive special treatment, foot massages, or smoked salmon.

A person under the influence of this effect is said to have a Harv-on.

They won the whole tournament? Judges must have had quite the Harvard-Boner...

by Cryken January 21, 2011