The strong belief that every non Alaska airline is the Devil and will either cause you to miss a flight or lose your luggage.
by xX_Britney_Bitch_Xx May 18, 2025

The best couple to ever exist ever. Everyone from far and wide knows of them, they are known as the perfect couple. Everyone strives to be like Wendy and Brandon.
Simp: Wow I wish I could get a relationship like Wendy + Brandon.
*starts to watch pokimane and jerk off*
*starts to watch pokimane and jerk off*
by JewBurner420000 April 5, 2021

Brandon is a bitch ass nigga, fuck Brandon
by Yawnbreaker November 21, 2023

Brandon is often a baseball player that just so happen to be white and Mexican and is know for being gay at times
Brandon is so gay
by Kane quance October 29, 2021

A Dinger linger a Brandon is a dingle berry a piece of shit stuck to some ones ass aka a dingle berry that just lingers you cant seem to get rid of it it wont fall off and wont wipe off . So in other words a piece shit stuck to some ones ass .Also a dumb ass meth head who thinks he takes care of his children but doesn't do shit .
Friend 1 "Dude i have a Brandon in my Butt hair that I just cant get off". Friend 2 "Dude ewwww Hot single mom 1 " dude Brandon get a job". Hot single mom 2 " Where is Brandon?" Hot single mom 1 " Probably some where stuck to some ones ass" "Fucker"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BrandonleeHow??????? February 27, 2022

When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.
Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."
by Okbrandon August 23, 2022

by lillyehh March 15, 2021
