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apple cheeks

Butt cheeks like nice big round apples.
Brittney Peebles ass was feeling nice. I was like, "These are apple cheeks".
by TeebsGP November 25, 2011
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apple computer

An innovative company who has had many people copy it's available-in-five-colours idea, also first personal computer to feature a graphical user interface.

Many seem to hate Apple without reason claiming "It has no games" or "It's ghey lewlz". Fact is, top selling games have apple ports, including the Sims, and such.
I use an Apple Computer because it doesnt crash
by my bunghole July 3, 2003
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bobbin for apples

Find a recently buried dead person of the opposite sex. Then you slit open the ass-hole and make a really big hole. Then you stick your head in and "bob for organs."
Sup dawg, wanna go bobbin for apples tonite!
by Da Been October 4, 2006
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candy apple

when a chick gets on a table levle with ya dick, spreads her legs and you fuck... plus a cool shade of red
yo man guess what, i candy appled wogs mum last night and she wet everywhere on my mums table cloth
by GTEAMER December 28, 2005
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Bobbing for Apples

a sex act in which you place an apple is a woman’s vagina and then precede to try to pull it out using your teeth
you: “i went bobbing for apples with jessica last night!”
your homie: “oh damn did you get one?”
you: “nah dawg it’s still stuck down there
by lil' BOBO September 12, 2020
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apple jack

taking an old blanket, shaping it around your dick, and fucking it
by shacka brah September 25, 2019
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salted apple

When you sprinkle salt and sugar onto your partners genitals and lick it off
I can't believe they did a salted apple! What a weird combination!
by highsaltyfruits April 5, 2015
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