apple fish

1 The act of pooping.
2 Gaseous excretions during a long car trip.


It exists soley because Brady says so!

On the car trip home Peggy served many courses of apple fish.

by Lord XaERO April 12, 2004

apple cheeks

Butt cheeks like nice big round apples.

Brittney Peebles ass was feeling nice. I was like, "These are apple cheeks".

by TeebsGP November 25, 2011

apple computer

An innovative company who has had many people copy it's available-in-five-colours idea, also first personal computer to feature a graphical user interface.

Many seem to hate Apple without reason claiming "It has no games" or "It's ghey lewlz". Fact is, top selling games have apple ports, including the Sims, and such.

I use an Apple Computer because it doesnt crash

by my bunghole July 3, 2003

bobbin for apples

Find a recently buried dead person of the opposite sex. Then you slit open the ass-hole and make a really big hole. Then you stick your head in and "bob for organs."

Sup dawg, wanna go bobbin for apples tonite!

by Da Been October 4, 2006

candy apple

when a chick gets on a table levle with ya dick, spreads her legs and you fuck... plus a cool shade of red

yo man guess what, i candy appled wogs mum last night and she wet everywhere on my mums table cloth

by GTEAMER December 28, 2005

apple grabber

a person whom serially grabs/punches random people in the balls to cause pain and for there own personal amusement

"shit man, i was walking down the street yesterday and some apple grabber got me right in the balls"

by wedders&dalton2k9 June 16, 2009

Apple Hard

When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.

My new iPad just came, and I am Apple Hard right now!

by FBRPonline June 3, 2011