by michellenergy November 8, 2010
Get the short term beverage storage areamug. by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020
Get the National abuse short people daymug. by anonymous December 18, 2020
Get the International throw short people daymug. by Oldman. February 20, 2018
Get the one beer short of a six packmug. When a person who works at a certain company, in a place where everyone works together tightly in a rather small room becomes completely paranoid with the false belief that people are hiding behind "pine trees" at her home and peeking through the windows because she feels that her life is just so very interesting and because of that, and that point only, there must be co workers of this person spying on her at her house after work just because they couldn't possibly have anything better to do!
I know he is up to something. That is what you guys must mean when you talk about hiding behind trees. I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner! If someone makes a comment about hiding behind a pine tree, well then; there is only one possible answer to why they would do such a thing. IT IS BECAUSE THEY MUST BE SPYING ON ME AT MY AMAZING HOME! The rationale is simple! No one that I work with could even possibly have it better than me, so therefor they must have to spy on me to see my wonderful life which is cock full of joy, love, happiness, and Psychosis!!!! "Wow, that woman is "One prong short of a full fork"!
by rickdudly February 8, 2013
Get the One prong short of a full forkmug. Tom Cruise is a few planets short off a constellation, what with his jumping on couches and whatnot.
by okami31 September 30, 2008
Get the few planets short off a constellationmug. me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls
by @lexisawolf May 16, 2022
Get the National throw short people daymug.