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Shit Stump

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.
"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."
by Kyzore November 20, 2019
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that shit is cancelled

when something needs to be stopped bc literally no one cares at all
rilie- dude i wish brandon would shut up
evan- brandon that shit is cancelled
by manfuckthemkidsbro November 22, 2019
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Shower shit

When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower
Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower

You: yeah, I took a shower shit
by Shmeebledorf November 23, 2019
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One-Waying Shit Talker

The type of person who will say 1 after every single kill, fakeduck, and hold oneways. When someone asks him a question, he retorts with something like "shut up nn I bet you don't even know what an LBY breaker is!"
No one asked you One-Waying Shit Talker
by Thanos' Large Purple COCK! November 24, 2019
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artillery shitting

Shitting at high power and/or speed, usually out the car window
"I got arrested after i started artillery shitting all over the highway
by Gay<bi>tch69420 November 27, 2019
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Shit-baby

A BABY With With a Big pile of Shit on it.
Baby got shit on and we call them shit-baby's
by Apple seed November 29, 2019
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Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
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