Spastic shit cunt

A definition of a useless human being

He's a fucking spastic shit cunt

by Alan Batros November 17, 2023

Shit’s fish

“Shit’s fish” comes from the phrase“pussy smell like fish” Any shitty/bad situation or thing. Anything negative in general. Synonymous with “Shit’s Ass” or “Fuck”

person 1: my parents said I can’t go to the party this weekend, I need to stay home and do chores!

person 2: shit’s fish, fuck it!

by Jsport18 September 7, 2019

Slug shit

A shit of some sort can be a person or an actual shit, a shit resembling a slug or a person that gives off pure slug shit vibes

‘Debbie is a lil slug shit’
‘Today I visited my sisters flat to find the slug shit circumstances she was in’

‘Richard why is there a slug shit in our bed?’

by Datblondebitch July 25, 2022

cat shit one

Cat shit one is the best anime and manga ever created. Better than everything else.

Person1: Naruto solos mid piece
Person2: cat shit one solos. Other animes are mid.

by Verticaldinglenutquantum April 10, 2023

Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

boby shit

having the complete and utter facilities to print but simply choosing not to.

I coulda made 1 billion yesterday but I was on some boby shit

by tolo69 November 23, 2023

Friend-shit

(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.

Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.

by MidnightMissSuki78 March 2, 2025