I don’t suck dick

1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.

1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.

2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.

by nutella137 July 18, 2020

Fart a Dick Out

n. Name given to someone who might have farted a dick or two out in thier time. Sometimes referred to as FADO.

To Tara:
Hey Fart a Dick Out, make me some cappuccino!

by Billy_b March 31, 2008

jolly old st. dick

Mr. Dick is a jolly fellow who loves to whip out his dong around the Christmas Season.

"Oh no, is that jolly Old st. Dick?"

"Better run inside before he brings out his you know what!"

by Jolly ol st dick December 25, 2013

Douche Dick Fuck Stick

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019

dick tug-o-war

When two males with large penises (typically of African origin) tie their penises together and pull until one penis is removed. The winner is whoever leaves with a floppy wang hanging from their own

Dick tug-o-war: Lebron: wassup my Nigga.Me and Jerome just had a huge 'dick tug-o-war' in case you are wondering why I have two dicks.

by ScamDong February 22, 2017

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry

A slang used in the south meaning that a lot of people are in a certain place. Because common names in the south are Tom, Dick, and Harry

"Damn, Randy. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry are at the target today."

by Booty Master 3000 May 15, 2016

Don't stick ya dick in that

The opposite of the popular phrase, "any hole is the goal".
A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.

Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams

-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers

-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener

Clam: exists
Aidan: "Don't stick ya dick in that"

by Toblerones April 14, 2021